Green Eggs and Ham and Internet Spam

Pop ups! SEXY pop ups! JUNK MAIL! I hate it all, I dispise it. Its annoying to sort through email after email looking the good stuff, the stuff you want to or need to read. Also i hate crappy fwds please don't send me emails about the millionarie who will send me thousands of dollars if i fwd or that hotmail will be shutting down and it verify my email then i won;t have to pay for the service. Truth is if your sending a email verifying our friendship, were probaly not friends. Sending me the funny emails or the shocking email which make me say holy shit. And for the love of god just because i'm on the web doesn't mean i'm looking for advertisements about "cindy and her hot sex". This rant has come at time were i have become frusterated when i enter others computers that don't have email sorters or pop up blockers. So peoeple please download these things and stop sending me crappy fwds.